BEFORE YOU POST BEIN' ALL WTF:
-This is a L4D2/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover, on the bridge of the Enterprise-D because it was the only decent spaceship map I could get. Deal with it.
-No, I don't care that I fail at making space or glass.
-Nick is Zaphod, hence the extra appendages and not being able to hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
-Rochelle is Trillian because they're both journalists.
-Coach is Marvin because nobody loves him.
-Ellis is in a towel because reasons.
-That's an actual Air Force medal; I know, and I mean no disrespect to it.
OKAY, now that's out of the way...
HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY,
In addition, HAPPY TOWEL DAY, all y'all hoopy froods! Have a nice hot cup of something almost-but-not-quite entirely unlike tea and check your sanity at the door, 'cause we gettin' all intergalactic up in dis ship!
...Try saying that in a Cockney accent. It's incredibly amusing.
GMod+GIMP. Valve, Douglas Adams, Gene Roddenberry.